zeldathemes
*mindless rambling*
In the mind of a madman.

My name is John and my runescape account is over half as old as I am.

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onemanstampede:

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys

acidowl:

the father

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the son

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and the holy spirit

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deskmanic:

People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it

the-real-slim-strider:

weirdmageddon:

the-real-slim-strider:

weirdmageddon:

protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it would act immediately on acidic surfaces but it does and it provides temporary tongue comfort

this would have been useful information when i murdered my mouth eating ten warheads in a row

hey quick question what was going through your mind when doing that

“urghurhur im love eat sour”

it was a bad call

talesof4chan:
“Anon on Greek mythology .
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talesof4chan:

Anon on Greek mythology .

cubern:
“ pentecost:
“ i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying
”
You cropped out the best part
“check this shit out mang” ”

cubern:

pentecost:

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

You cropped out the best part

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“check this shit out mang”

caffeinewitchcraft:

tiger-in-the-flightdeck:

spillsnchills:

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

“Stop Resisting!” yelled cops beating black man who was lying without motion on asphalt

consensualanarchy:

suicidemousemickey:

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Suspect Derrick A. Price didn’t spit, didn’t kick, didn’t threaten. He knelt and then lay on the pavement, hands outstretched, when arrested by sheriff’s deputies in a community south of Ocala.

Then he was beaten.

“Stop resisting!” at least one deputy called out, as Price reacted to the blows.

Five ex-Marion County deputies now face possible prison terms. As they captured Price, video captured their conduct.

A federal grand jury in Tampa charged the last of the disgraced lawmen late Tuesday, accusing Jesse Alan Terrell, 33, of violating Price’s civil rights. Four of Terrell’s former colleagues had already pleaded guilty to the crime after accepting plea agreements.

Video showed what Marion Sheriff Chris Blair saw before suspending the deputies — without pay — four days after the Aug. 7, 2014, incident.

It captured deputies kneeing, kicking and pummeling a prostrate man, with no sign of resistance, while one sat on his legs. It showed a puddle of blood where his face had rested.

Price suffered facial abrasions, swelling and bruised ribs, but was not hospitalized.

Full story and video

This is how officers arrest black men suspected with possession of drugs. That’s hatred! I hope all these beasts would never work as police officers again. There should be no place for power tripping jerks in police.

5 men to beat up one submitting man what pieces of shit hope they lose their jobs

bad-4chan-literature:
“ absolute GOD
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bad-4chan-literature:

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absolute GOD

prob gonna change a ton of shit but as far as the pic and name i’ll be gradual for you guys so you don’t get confused as to who the hell i am

sad-little-fandom:
“todd howard is threatening to drop bombs on us in 60 years
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sad-little-fandom:

todd howard is threatening to drop bombs on us in 60 years

official-mugi:

official-mugi:

Look, I love Hero Academia but the mangaka is clearly just using it as an outlet for all his strange fetishes

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